Monday, January 21, 2013

Realistic Expectations From Centurion Auction Services Still a Rotten tomatoe

To be fair; All of the people at Centurion are probably not all bad.  They have a staff and they have to be somewhat decent, however, the problem with a bad apple is that it spoils the bunch.  And the cast of characters running Centurion Services are worse then this movie.

Here are the reviews for Stand Up Guy: PLEASE REMEMBER TO FILL OUT THE POLL BELOW LET PEOPLE KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.



Max Nicholson 
IGN Movies
For those in step with Stand Up Guys' hokey comedy, there is a lot to enjoy.
Full Review Source: IGN Movies | Comment | Original Score: 7.3/10
December 14, 2012

Stephen Whitty 
Newark Star-Ledger
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Really, what do the actors have to work with here? The movie isn't funny enough to allow them to burlesque their images, or serious enough to give them a way to reflect upon them ...
Full Review Source: Newark Star-Ledger | Comment | Original Score: 2/4
December 14, 2012

Kyle Smith 
New York Post
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Painful, misshapen and a little gross. It's an enlarged prostate of a movie.
Full Review Source: New York Post | Comment | Original Score: 1/4
December 14, 2012

Abhimanyu Das 
Slant Magazine
Fails to plumb the dramatic depths of its setups, but every now and then the actors pick up the slack, filling in the blanks with three decades's worth of mythic resonance.
Full Review Source: Slant Magazine | Comment | Original Score: 2.5/4
December 13, 2012

Betsy Sharkey 
Los Angeles Times
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Despite some predictable predicaments - and the inevitable Viagra joke - the film is clever in the way it deals with the high cost of mob connections and the even higher cost of old age.
Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | Comment | Original Score: 3/5
December 13, 2012

Stephen Holden 
New York Times
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Most of the modest pleasures are in the ways the men expertly play off one another and invest their shallow characters with more depth than any filmmaker could reasonably expect.
Full Review Source: New York Times | Comment | Original Score: 3/5
December 13, 2012

Elizabeth Weitzman 
New York Daily News
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Pacino - embracing painful Viagra jokes with abrasive, motor-mouthed energy - either needs better gigs or stronger guidance.
Full Review Source: New York Daily News | Comment | Original Score: 2/5
December 13, 2012

Jordan Hoffman 
Film.com
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It's a pity because there's a good movie in "Stand Up Guys" somewhere.
Full Review Source: Film.com | Comment | Original Score: C
December 12, 2012

Keith Uhlich 
Time Out New York
This moronically unfunny gangster comedy fluctuates wildly between the lowest-of-low humor and pity-the-aged-man pathos, and offers further evidence that the best days are behind its iconic cast members.
Full Review Source: Time Out New York | Comment | Original Score: 1/5
December 11, 2012

Alan Scherstuhl 
Village Voice
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It plays out like you would fear.
Full Review Source: Village Voice | Comment
December 11, 2012

Cole Smithey 
ColeSmithey.com
Christopher Walken, Al Pacino, and Alan Arkin play the three colorful leading characters with a tacit admission that the script reflects the passing of their own generation.
Full Review Source: ColeSmithey.com | Comment | Original Score: B
December 8, 2012

Rob Nelson 
Variety
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Veering between buddy movie and action-thriller, Stand Up Guys is a mildly raunchy, modestly entertaining geriatric comedy.
Full Review Source: Variety | Comment
October 12, 2012

Duane Byrge 
Hollywood Reporter
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Standout performances from Pacino, Walken and Arkin as old-timers prove that losing a step can't keep you off your feet.
Full Review Source: Hollywood Reporter | Comment


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