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Kimberley Jones 
Austin Chronicle

It's like watching a snuff film, only it's the audience who's dying inside.

Full Review  | Comment | Original Score: 0/5

January 18, 2013

Sherilyn Connelly 
Village Voice

Top Critic

Does it even qualify as a movie? Why did it take two people to write and cost $2.5 million to make?

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January 15, 2013

John Hazelton 
Screen International

Marlon Wayans takes comedic aim at Paranormal Activity and its ilk but scores precious few hits.

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January 15, 2013

Todd Jorgenson 
Cinemalogue.com

The concept relies too heavily on crude gags that feel more desperate than inspired.

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January 14, 2013

Tom Russo 
Boston Globe

Top Critic

You might chuckle at Wayans huddled in the tub, frantically trying to scrub himself clean of something slightly more earthly-freaky than evil spirits. But watching him get it on with stuffed animals? Ick.

Full Review  | Comment | Original Score: 1/4

January 13, 2013

Mark Olsen 
Los Angeles Times

Top Critic

There are vague hints that the story is "really" about the difficulties and anxiety of commitment, but then one of many variations on a fart joke distracts from any actual idea.

Full Review  | Comment | Original Score: 1.5/5

January 13, 2013

Cole Smithey 
ColeSmithey.com

Mining the spoof genre he helped reenergize with the "Scary Movie" franchise, Marlon Wayans comes up short with a well-worn scattershot approach that rarely connects with audience funny bones.

Full Review  | Comment | Original Score: C

January 13, 2013

Sandy Schaefer 
ScreenRant

There's no reason to reward or encourage any of the people involved with A Haunted House to continue making this type of off-putting (and disposable) raunch-fest.

Full Review  | Comment | Original Score: 1.5/5

January 11, 2013

Jeremy Wheeler 
TV Guide's Movie Guide

This found-footage spoof impresses right out of the gate, because in the first five minutes one sacred movie taboo is thrown out the window and pummeled to absolutely absurd lengths.

Full Review  | Comment | Original Score: 2.5/4

January 11, 2013

Neil Genzlinger 
New York Times

Top Critic

If the opening gag in your R-rated movie is an extended flatulence joke you should reconsider whether you're qualified to make such a movie.

Full Review  | Comment | Original Score: 1/5

January 11, 2013

Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) 
St. Paul Pioneer Press

Who thinks it's high time for a movie that spoofs The Blair Witch Project? Hands! Anyone? Anyone? No?

Full Review  | Comment | Original Score: 1/4

January 11, 2013

Michael Nordine 
Slant Magazine

If you're wondering why A Haunted House exists alongside the upcoming Scary Movie 5 rather than instead of it, you may already have given the subject more thought than Marlon Wayans had hoped.

Full Review  | Comment | Original Score: .5/4

January 11, 2013

Kevin Carr 
7M Pictures

exactly what you'd expect from a spoof of found footage movies released in January without advanced screenings for critics

Full Review  | Comment | Original Score: 1/5

January 11, 2013

Clark Collis 
Entertainment Weekly

Top Critic

Harkens back to the initial days of the oughties spoof craze, when screenwriters actually lampooned film genres rather than whatever the hell happened to catch their eye on YouTube as they sought inspiration.

Full Review  | Comment | Original Score: B-

January 11, 2013

Alonso Duralde 
The Wrap

Disrespect is the name of the game for this flat, by-the-numbers Paranormal Activity spoof, which suggests that letting your girlfriend move in with you is pretty much tantamount to opening the gates of hell.

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January 11, 2013

Nathan Rabin 
AV Club

The craftsmanship here isn't just lacking, it's nonexistent, and the found-footage conceit is little more than a rickety structure to house an endless gauntlet of hackneyed jokes involving sex, flatulence, pot, and feces.

Full Review  | Comment | Original Score: D+

January 11, 2013

Alicia Malone 
IGN Movies

Nobody expects A Haunted House to be a masterpiece, but in going for the easy joke, the film missed out on many opportunities for satire.

Full Review  | Comment | Original Score: 3/10

January 11, 2013

Joe Leydon 
Variety

Top Critic

A frenetic and freewheeling satirical comedy that only sporadically scores a bull's-eye while aiming at easy targets.

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January 11, 2013

Frank Scheck 
Hollywood Reporter

Top Critic

This parody of Paranormal Activity and other found-footage horror films too often substitutes raunch for wit.

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January 11, 2013

Brian Orndorf 
Blu-ray.com

As to be expected with a Wayans endeavor, the picture is crude, desperate, and permissive with its actors. What's surprising here is how lazy A Haunted House is.

Full Review  | Comment | Original Score: D-